Field, Emma

Emma, 15, Va, field hockey, Ryan Shekler, Miranda Kerr, cheetah print, fashion, Kendall&Kylie Jenner, my best friend > your best friend, the Kardashians, family, boys with perfect teeth, back stratches, snowboarding, hot tubs, late night talks, early morning runs, my sisters > your sisters, trying new things, cuddling, cameras, nike, food

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overplayedsong:

calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed

(via lovelovelove317)

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Freedom Bucket

you-dont-even-know-m3:

heyfunniest:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHA

(Source: digatisdi)